D.U.M.B.×AI ARE YOU $DUMB?

$DUMB / $AI · ON LONG

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DECISIONS
USUALLY MADE
BADLY.

Natural Stupidity in an AI World.

AI took over the world. Somehow, the last human left alive is a crypto trader named DUMB.

He wears a cardboard robot suit, plays Game Boy, and keeps making bad decisions the machines would never approve.

DUMBIFY YOUR PFP MEET DUMB + DUM
HUMAN (ISH) STILL DUMB 1997 → AGI
DUMB, DUM and AI in a futuristic AI city
DIFFERENT INTELLIGENCE. SAME MARKET.
AI GETS SMARTER.
WE STAY DUMB.
BEEP BOOP.
STILL DUMB.

THE IMPORTANT TECHNOLOGY

DUMBIFY YOUR PFP

Upload your existing PFP. Keep your identity. Add the cardboard, antenna, metal side pieces, and the confidence to make another bad decision.

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BACKGROUND

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EXPRESSION

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THE LORE

THE WORLD
UPGRADED.
DUMB DIDN'T.

The world got smarter.

AI writes code. AI trades markets. AI builds companies. AI drives cars. AI designs products. AI builds rockets. AI optimizes everything.
DUMB and DUM inside a futuristic AI office while AI robots build the future
THE WORLD UPGRADED. DUMB DIDN’T.

Humanity responded by doing what it has always done:

MAKING BAD DECISIONS.

And somehow, one guy is still here.

His name is DUMB.

He lives in a hyper-advanced AI world wearing a cardboard robot costume, playing a Game Boy, ignoring the AI's advice and hanging out with his best friend.

His best friend is a rock.

His name is DUM.

OBJECTIVELY BETTER JUDGMENT.

Together they represent:

NATURAL STUPIDITY
IN AN AI WORLD.

AND ON LONG, NATURAL STUPIDITY CAN LITERALLY TRADE AGAINST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: $DUMB / $AI
DECISIONS (USUALLY MADE BADLY)
✓ BUY HIGH✓ SELL LOW✓ FOMO✓ TRUST “THIS GUY”✓ IGNORE RISK✓ ADD ANOTHER POSITION✓ IT'LL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIMEBAD DECISIONS. BETTER STORIES.

THE CAST

MEET THE TEAM.

01

DUMB

HUMAN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT

Calm. Slightly smug. Confidently underqualified. The cardboard is handmade. The bad decisions are authentic.

  • BOX HEAD
  • RED ANTENNA
  • GAME BOY
  • WHITE SNEAKERS
02

DUM

ROCK

Loyal. Nearly silent. Has made fewer bad decisions than DUMB. This is not a difficult achievement.

  • ANGULAR
  • FACETED
  • DUM PANEL
  • PROBABLY RIGHT
Official DUMB and DUM character design sheet
OFFICIAL CHARACTER CANONv1 · DUMB + DUM

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BAD DECISIONS.
NOW REACTION-SIZED.

Static and animated DUMB + DUM stickers are the next drop.

▣STAY
$DUMB
●DUM
WAS RIGHT
▣BUY
HIGH
▣SELL
LOW
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THE MOVEMENT

ARE YOU $DUMB?

BECAUSE I AM.

Sold the bottom? Round-tripped a 10×? Checked the chart 74 times today? Welcome.

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